NPR: Why Your ‘Small-Batch’ Whiskey Might Taste A Lot Like The Others
Wow, this is not surprising; Americans duped by language. Thank god for Post-Structuralism, and Modern Literary Theory and Criticism, without these concepts I would be worse for the wear. See those fancy words on that fancy bottle in your fancy hand? They mean shit. Essentially, if you see words described as:
“”Ury says that one of the tell-tale signs on the bottle is the wording. “Does it say it is ‘distilled’ by that company, or does it say it’s ‘bottled by’ or ‘produced by’ that company? That sounds like a small difference, but it has a big legal meaning.””
As readers and consumers, we love our words, like “natural”, “antioxidants”, and “organic”. They make us feel better… But what do they mean? Words like these have ambivalent, and sometimes misleading, meanings.
It’s about time the liquor industry caught on and started taking advantage of booze hounds. It takes about three seconds to make up a slogan for a brand that is marketable to the demographic they are trying to sell to; here: Rare Single-Batch Kentucky Whisky, made right here in America. Slap that slogan under the name, and give it a hefty price- because it’s worth that, and let it sell. No one will be the wiser, and you will profit!
Anyway, remember the next time you are sippin’ that exclusive (and expensive) whisky, just keep telling yourself it’s the real thing, and worth every penny… Because the Placebo Effect is powerful. And that’s no lie.
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This association, the MMBA, controls liquor sales in Minnesota, which creates a business monopoly for certain liquor stores, and allows, legally, through oppressive law, the squandering of our local economy, which also inhibits the ability for millions of Minnesotans to vote with their dollar.
We pay taxes seven days a week, why can’t we vote with our dollar seven days a week?
What the MMBA does is pay legislators to take competition out of liquor sales in Minnesota, enabling them to control the market- essentially creating a business monopoly for specific corporations, while restricting others. This monopoly makes it easy for those few to make a profit, while limiting and sanctioning newcomers, and those willing to work throughout the week (specifically on Sunday).
“Each year, Minnesota’s municipal beverage facilities generate approximately $300 million in sales and contribute approximately $20 million in net-profits to various city funds.” -MMBA
What does “various city funds” mean? Is that a euphemism for Legislators? Or payment for the creation, and survival of laws which benefit the companies donating the funds?
Minnesota legislators are controlled by money not voter interest. Put Sunday Sales on the ballot and see where Minnesotans really stand on their issues.
Make sure to have a look at all of the corporate sponsors which control the local government, at:
MMBA Official Site
Be sure to thank them for limiting your freedoms, and promoting, ironically, big government control over the citizens of Minnesota.
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Congratulations on your recent achievements at the University of Minnesota, Twin Cities. Because of your excellent academic record you have been nominated to be a member of Phi Sigma Theta National Honor Society. You should be very proud of your outstanding performance that has placed you at the front of your class and is undoubtedly an indication of good things to come. Phi Sigma Theta would like to take this opportunity to congratulate you on your accomplishments and encourage you to continue to strive for excellence in all your future endeavors.
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Executive Blah Blah Blah…
Hey Phi Sigma Theta,
I worked hard enough to get on the Dean’s list with a 3.667 GPA… One would think that would be sufficient evidence for me to join your exclusive club for free.
The honor is all mine.
Also, stop emailing me. Do some research, college students are in debt. I don’t have money or time for a “professional quality certificate” or a “lapel pin”. I don’t even have a lapel. I go to Occupy Wall Street Protests…
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