Monthly Archives: July 2014

The Ultimate Placebo Effect: Why Your ‘Small-Batch’ Whiskey Might Taste A Lot Like The Others

NPR: Why Your ‘Small-Batch’ Whiskey Might Taste A Lot Like The Others

Wow, this is not surprising; Americans duped by language.  Thank god for Post-Structuralism, and Modern Literary Theory and Criticism, without these concepts I would be worse for the wear.  See those fancy words on that fancy bottle in your fancy hand?  They mean shit.  Essentially, if you see words described as:

“”Ury says that one of the tell-tale signs on the bottle is the wording. “Does it say it is ‘distilled’ by that company, or does it say it’s ‘bottled by’ or ‘produced by’ that company? That sounds like a small difference, but it has a big legal meaning.””

As readers and consumers, we love our words, like “natural”, “antioxidants”, and “organic”.  They make us feel better… But what do they mean?  Words like these have ambivalent, and sometimes misleading, meanings.

It’s about time the liquor industry caught on and started taking advantage of booze hounds.  It takes about three seconds to make up a slogan for a brand that is marketable to the demographic they are trying to sell to; here: Rare Single-Batch Kentucky Whisky, made right here in America.  Slap that slogan under the name, and give it a hefty price- because it’s worth that, and let it sell.  No one will be the wiser, and you will profit!

Anyway, remember the next time you are sippin’ that exclusive (and expensive) whisky, just keep telling yourself it’s the real thing, and worth every penny…  Because the Placebo Effect is powerful.  And that’s no lie.

Inspiration for a Smile-Nikki Giovanni Honors Her Late Friend Maya Angelou

Nikki Giovanni Honors Her Late Friend Maya Angelou

Lobbyists and the MMBA control Sunday Liquor Sales in MN

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This association, the MMBA, controls liquor sales in Minnesota, which creates a business monopoly for certain liquor stores, and allows, legally, through oppressive law, the squandering of our local economy, which also inhibits the ability for millions of Minnesotans to vote with their dollar.

We pay taxes seven days a week, why can’t we vote with our dollar seven days a week?

What the MMBA does is pay legislators to take competition out of liquor sales in Minnesota, enabling them to control the market- essentially creating a business monopoly for specific corporations, while restricting others.  This monopoly makes it easy for those few to make a profit, while limiting and sanctioning newcomers, and those willing to work throughout the week (specifically on Sunday).

“Each year, Minnesota’s municipal beverage facilities generate approximately $300 million in sales and contribute approximately $20 million in net-profits to various city funds.” -MMBA

What does “various city funds” mean?  Is that a euphemism for Legislators?  Or payment for the creation, and survival of laws which benefit the companies donating the funds?

Minnesota legislators are controlled by money not voter interest.  Put Sunday Sales on the ballot and see where Minnesotans really stand on their issues.

Make sure to have a look at all of the corporate sponsors which control the local government, at:

MMBA Official Site

Be sure to thank them for limiting your freedoms, and promoting, ironically, big government control over the citizens of Minnesota.

How I feel about Coffee: Dave Grohl- Fresh Pots!

Inspiration: Ted Talk; Drew Dudley- Leadership

Thoughts on: Inside Job, Narrated by Matt Damon

Thug Notes-Wuthering Heights; How to make it through Brit Lit II