Monthly Archives: February 2019

St Paul City Council could Vote on New Green Ordinance Requiring Dog Owners to Pick up Their Dog Piss

ST PAUL, MN — In lieu of the record snowfall in St Paul, dog piss is visible on every sidewalk throughout the city. In an effort to clamp down on unsightly dig piss, and to accommodate the Green New Deal, the capital city council may vote on a new ordinance requiring dog owners to also pick up their dog piss, along with dog feces.

For many years, dog piss has been a possible leading contributor to global warming and polluted waters which kill native wildlife, anonymous sources say, not only will this new green ordinance make St Paul look better but it will save the earth and environment too. If we all do our duty, we can save our beautiful planet for our future and our kids.

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Social Security Scam Happens in Minnesota, How to Protect Yourself





MINNEAPOLIS, MN– This morning, I was alerted by way of a phone call from a suspicious number that my Social Security Number was “compromised”, the robotic voice on the end of the line suggested that I call 210-469-8113 to clear things up. DISCLAIMER: !!! DO NOT CALL THIS NUMBER IT IS A SCAM NUMBER: 210-469-8113!!!





I did no such thing, I did not call that number, I did what most people would do in this situation: I panicked and started to sweat profusely. Just kidding. I did some internet research and found that this was a scam and that I needed to let authorities know. I filed a report with OIG and gave a call to the real Social Security people.





Being around tax time, one can estimate why someone would want to steal a social security number, that could be why this phone call scam is on the rise throughout America, and now happening in Minnesota.





That said, be aware of your credit standing and your personal information and your finances, in general. Also, dig deeper, get the information and make a report.





I found out the somewhat easy way after reading articles and waiting on hold for 40 minutes to talk to Pamela with Social Security. She said that this scam has been going on for years, and now the scammers have become wiser and are using more sophisticated techniques such as mimicking the Social Security number itself. She thanked me for reporting my incident and apologized that I was a victim of this scam.





Hopefully you avoid becoming a victim as well, and do not panic if you receive this type of call. To safeguard yourself, you can check your Social Security information at 800-772-1213 — the Social Security Administration’s national customer service line. As I discovered, they were very helpful.





Also, anyone receiving a suspicious call from someone alleging to be from the SSA should contact the Office of the Inspector General at 800-269-0271 or oig.ssa.gov/report.

40-Year-Old Virgin Series Causes Rose Market to Blossom

DENVER, CO — This week, The 40-Year-Old Virgin Series helped the rose market blossom. High demand and higher tensions, related to Colton, have seen a higher demand for rose around the globe.

Facebook is Ruining Your Life, Deactivate and Make Money

The average person may spend up to 25 hours a day on Facebook. Facebook is a huge time suck, that time is used by Mark Zuckerberg to fund his awesome beach house in Hawaii. You could make money with all that time by deactivating your Facebook account, you could fund your awesome beach house. Time is money. Scrolling is a waste. Free yourself, finance your awesome beach house. Your dreams are there, just a deactivation away.

A Sign of Unstable Job Market for Horses: St Paul Ends Horse Patrols

Valentine’s Day, signaled unstable Job markets for horses, as St Paul ended horse patrols indefinitely. Saddled with high taxes and higher co2 emmissions from equestrians, the patrol officially ended. Long faces were seen everywhere as this patrol galloped into the sunset.

Ilhan Omar Tweets back at Trump, Reads Questions off Paper and is Not Afraid to Show You and Everyone Else on Twitter or the News

Today, a great American proved once again that tweeting is the most important thing in the world, next to disparaging the president, or doing both. Ilhan Omar, of district 5, Minnesota, read questions aloud off paper and smiled proudly as she dismantled a witness not allowed to speak. She owned, and everyone loves her for it.

BREAKING: Shockingly, Insanely Unhinged Photo of President Trump That You Just Won’t Believe, Proves What You Already Knew, and He Probably Doesn’t Want You to See It Ever

In a speech given recently, President Trump is seen in this unbelievably, insanely shocking photo that he probably doesn’t want you to see at any time ever! He appears, unhinged, it’s newsworthy, this photo, absolutely.