St Paul City Council could Vote on New Green Ordinance Requiring Dog Owners to Pick up Their Dog Piss

ST PAUL, MN — In lieu of the record snowfall in St Paul, dog piss is visible on every sidewalk throughout the city. In an effort to clamp down on unsightly dig piss, and to accommodate the Green New Deal, the capital city council may vote on a new ordinance requiring dog owners to also pick up their dog piss, along with dog feces.

For many years, dog piss has been a possible leading contributor to global warming and polluted waters which kill native wildlife, anonymous sources say, not only will this new green ordinance make St Paul look better but it will save the earth and environment too. If we all do our duty, we can save our beautiful planet for our future and our kids.

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