Monthly Archives: August 2019

Early Arrival of Pumpkin Spice Latte signals End of Global Warming

Will Tim Walz Legalize Marijuana in MN?

St Paul: Instead of Another Major Tax Increase of 17.4%, Just Sell our Private Data to Massive Corporations

Collecting Trash… and Your Data.

08/27/2019–St Paul, MN. With trash on the ballot this fall, November 5th, ordinance 18-39., Mayor Carter has issued a stark warning to his citizens: higher taxes for my mistake.

Astonishingly, this is the first time since taking office Mayor Carter has warned of tax increases, though while in office the taxes in St Paul have risen nearly 30 percent, he usually just makes it happen.

Warning of higher taxes and new (well, old) trash hauling freedoms and personal choice on the line, the only true way to atone this grave mistake of local government is to pay for it by giving out our private data to large corporations.

Perhaps, the city tracks our data through dumpster and electronic chips within them, the data is there currently–and probably already collecting valuable information on each resident of St Paul. This data is of HUGE value to retailers and profiteers, maybe multiple millions.

Our private information could be sold to pay off the $27 million mistake made by Carter and Co., making new taxes unnecessary and saving the city council and mayor countenance while appeasing their constituents.

It’s time to do what other big data companies like Facebook, the DMV, Twitter and Google are all doing: profiting off our personal data. It’s 2019 and the resources and technologies are there already.

The government of the city of St Paul has all that it needs to start benefiting off of its great idea of running trash, why wait? Moreover, profits could also supplement a citywide health care for all program.

Save the tax dollars and put them to our depleted roads and bridges. It’s time to sell the citizens data to pay for your immaculate ideology.

Reports: Ruth Bader Ginsburg Still Healthiest Person On Earth, Ever

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RBG at Some Event

8/25/2019–USA, In a world where perhaps the healthiest person is Ruth Bader Ginsburg, and if Trump uses sarcasm or sneezes he is certainly mentally ill and totally unfit for office, the media has again reported accurately and without clear bias on current political situations.

Mainstream news media suggests and absolutely verifies with completely reliable unnamed sources that Ruth Bader Ginsburg, supreme court justice, is still the world’s healthiest person, ever, and in immaculate health, without question. This accurate information is very important for the average American citizen and the abnormal.

Justice Ginsburg’s bill of good health is very beneficial and incredibly necessary information for America, especially all Democrats, and their partners in the mainstream news media–who are also all Democrats in reality, in relation to supreme court nominations and the upcoming 2020 Election.

Trump and World Leaders Unite and Great Progress Ensues

President Trump and Macaroni

08/24/2019–Paris, Italy. Today in an amazing and unbelievable show, the leaders of the world united with President Trump. Huge progress was made.

At the G-10 estate sale world leaders perused deals and discussed politics alongside their favorite dishes, all got along swimmingly save for the news media.

Again Trump wooed the leader of Italy, Macaroons, with an amazing handshake. Everyone shook hands and got along and agreed on everything one unnamed reliable resource said under oath.

No one mentioned freedom fries, everyone kept to small talk and discussion related to the weather and how great everyone was.

It was a great day for the world and for all world leaders and for all citizens of the world, elected officials got along and the news reported just that.

Fake News: St Paul Mayor and City Council to Cost Citizens $27 Million

Does Your Local Government Understand Economics?