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BREAKING NEWS: Trump Draws With Sharpie on a Map

Trump embattled with Dorian

09/07/19 America, USA–The most important news in the world today is between a president, a Sharpie, and the guestimated path of a storm, now forever infamous, on a map.

That means there isn’t much else to report on in the world today. Trump used a Sharpie to draw on a map to prove his point on a forecasted storm path. That is worth the headline.

And it doesn’t stop there. Trump memes have turned to Sharpiegate all over social media. An even more important event than Hurricane Dorian itself, it seems, but not really.

Trump, a Sharpie, and a storm on a Ross Perotesque map, front and center. That’s the most important information to read about between the prescription pill ads and the ads promoting mass consumerism.

We live in a wonderful world. When the aforementioned is the worst news. The news media can disparage and distract and still run ads.

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Trump and World Leaders Unite and Great Progress Ensues

President Trump and Macaroni

08/24/2019–Paris, Italy. Today in an amazing and unbelievable show, the leaders of the world united with President Trump. Huge progress was made.

At the G-10 estate sale world leaders perused deals and discussed politics alongside their favorite dishes, all got along swimmingly save for the news media.

Again Trump wooed the leader of Italy, Macaroons, with an amazing handshake. Everyone shook hands and got along and agreed on everything one unnamed reliable resource said under oath.

No one mentioned freedom fries, everyone kept to small talk and discussion related to the weather and how great everyone was.

It was a great day for the world and for all world leaders and for all citizens of the world, elected officials got along and the news reported just that.

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