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St Paul Trash: Vote “Yes” for No Choice

St Paul Trash: Vote “Yes” for No Choice

BREAKING NEWS: Trump Draws With Sharpie on a Map

Trump embattled with Dorian

09/07/19 America, USA–The most important news in the world today is between a president, a Sharpie, and the guestimated path of a storm, now forever infamous, on a map.

That means there isn’t much else to report on in the world today. Trump used a Sharpie to draw on a map to prove his point on a forecasted storm path. That is worth the headline.

And it doesn’t stop there. Trump memes have turned to Sharpiegate all over social media. An even more important event than Hurricane Dorian itself, it seems, but not really.

Trump, a Sharpie, and a storm on a Ross Perotesque map, front and center. That’s the most important information to read about between the prescription pill ads and the ads promoting mass consumerism.

We live in a wonderful world. When the aforementioned is the worst news. The news media can disparage and distract and still run ads.

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Trump Jr Gives Tepid Thumbs Up, Signals Something Bad, Possibly The End of The World

Yesterday, Trump Jr gave a thumbs up to the cameras as he made his heinous way through Trump tower, signaling that he has done something nefarious and the end of the world is upon us.

Inside unconfirmed totally reliable sources close to the news media have confirmed the possibility of this potential thumbs up and its impactful and indelible meaning in such horrible times. All Americans are concerned.