08/24/2019–Paris, Italy. Today in an amazing and unbelievable show, the leaders of the world united with President Trump. Huge progress was made.
At the G-10 estate sale world leaders perused deals and discussed politics alongside their favorite dishes, all got along swimmingly save for the news media.
Again Trump wooed the leader of Italy, Macaroons, with an amazing handshake. Everyone shook hands and got along and agreed on everything one unnamed reliable resource said under oath.
No one mentioned freedom fries, everyone kept to small talk and discussion related to the weather and how great everyone was.
It was a great day for the world and for all world leaders and for all citizens of the world, elected officials got along and the news reported just that.