Tag Archives: mn dnr

WikiLeaks founder leaves Embassy for Minnesota Trout Opener, He just couldn’t Wait

London, Spain–Wikileaks founder Jeffrey Sausage couldn’t wait another moment, he had to go to the Minnesota Trout Opener. Nothing could stop him.

Jeffrey loves running WikiLeaks and hanging out in embassies for six years straight, but what he loves even more is trout fishing in Minnesota.

With blue skies and perfect weather, Minnesota is the best place on earth, and the best place on earth for the best fishing on earth.

Jeffrey was seen bursting out onto the streets of London, Spain with a sparkling zeal, with his security detail in tow to make the next flight.

Good luck Mr. Sausage, may you catch your limit.

Advertisements