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Pothole Peril: Guinness called to Measure Potholes in St Paul

ST PAUL, MINNESOTA– With cars abandoned on the side of the roads and broken axles abound, the most liveable city has the most massive potholes–so massive that Guinness World Records has been contacted to assess their true record status.

We will report results as they come in, fingers crossed.

Drive safe out there.

MPR News Reports: “One Rough Month in No Way Proves or Disproves Climate Science”

FROGTOWN, USA–Minnesota received a record amount of snowfall last month, that’s a fact. Let’s look at a direct quote from an MPR article discussing climate change related to that fact:

Yes, it’s been cold. And snowy. But remember: One rough month in no way proves or disproves climate science.

Now, think about that quote in relation to the headline of the article wherein that quote is found, referencing how Minnesota snowfall records “might” be aided by climate change.

Those details considered, how might our snowfall records be aided by climate change, as the headline suggests, when this one record snowfall event in no way proves or disproves climate science, as the article suggests?

Source: MPR article

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Potentially Unconstitutional Garbage Service in St Paul Found to be Potentially Unconstitutional by Citizens Who May Have Read The U.S. Constitution at Least Once in the Last Year

ST PAUL, MN — The recent rollout of citywide government operated garbage collection program smacks of potential unconstitutionality, offering a single service provider, infringing upon freedom of speech of its citizens while operating, potentially, as a monopoly.

Some residents have said they enjoy the varying size options on containers, offered with previous providers: small, medium, and large, respectively, though, with winter being overly extreme because of global climate warming change, the service quality has been lackluster from the new service provider.

Had a citizen had their first amendment rights fully intact, they could choose from better quality providers, instead of just one, and be able to use their voice to vote with their dollar. Furthermore, a diverse provider option could provide service for those who choose to opt-out in attempt to promote a zero-waste option.

Certain things are a waste of time, reading the US Constitution is not one of those things. Citizens reserve the right under the Constitution to voice their free speech, even in selecting and employing a garbage service provider. The first amendment has jurisdiction throughout all of America, for all citizens, even regarding our trash and who takes it.

St Paul City Council could Vote on New Green Ordinance Requiring Dog Owners to Pick up Their Dog Piss

ST PAUL, MN — In lieu of the record snowfall in St Paul, dog piss is visible on every sidewalk throughout the city. In an effort to clamp down on unsightly dig piss, and to accommodate the Green New Deal, the capital city council may vote on a new ordinance requiring dog owners to also pick up their dog piss, along with dog feces.

For many years, dog piss has been a possible leading contributor to global warming and polluted waters which kill native wildlife, anonymous sources say, not only will this new green ordinance make St Paul look better but it will save the earth and environment too. If we all do our duty, we can save our beautiful planet for our future and our kids.