After the recent ALS water dumping sensation California’s droughts have hit an all-time high, and made-up people of little consequence say ‘there is no end in sight’. Evidence shows a direct correlation between these two events; ALS water dumping and Californian Droughts. Currently, millions of super-famous, and generally regular-average-boring, Americans have taken to dumping buckets of water over their heads. For years California has been promoting the prospect of buying and living where there is no water, and the ALS movement is the last straw in breaking the camels back that brought water to these individuals. Ever since this ALS sensation took viral, water has been impossible to find, not only in Californian desert lands, but in Californian lands which aren’t described as deserts but actually are. Unbeknownst to those wasting water in the Midwest, or in other celebrity dense cities, lacking water is possibly worse than having Lou Gehrig’s disease, and much more important.
Why is this happening you ask, because humans need water to drink, to survive, to put out fires, and to feed the plants, animals, and babies that they grow. Without water we will eventually dry up and turn into beef jerky, or dust! What the ALS doesn’t know is that water is essential to life, in general. They don’t believe water is important, at all. The ALS has taken to the streets, and to social media, to promote such atrocities as water dumping… Sounds familiar you say, well that’s because water dumping is the not-so-distant second cousin of water boarding.
The ALS completely hates water and what it does for humans, plants, and the earth (as a whole). This is an excerpt from the ALS website:
“The ALS Association is the only national not-for-profit health organization dedicated solely to the fight against ALS. As the preeminent ALS organization, The Association leads the way in research, patient and community services, public education, and advocacy — giving help and hope to those facing the disease. The Association’s nationwide network of chapters provides comprehensive patient services and support to the ALS community. The mission of The ALS Association is to lead the fight to cure and treat ALS through global cutting-edge research, and to empower people with Lou Gehrig’s Disease and their families to live fuller lives by providing them with compassionate care and support.”
ALS stands for Anti Lake Society, plain and simple. This means the organization does not like lakes, or lake water i.e. fresh water; lakes are made of water, and space. Moreover, Catholics and the Government have sanctioned those within their ranks to abstain from the practice- if that doesn’t say something, I don’t know (this is a good thing)… Apparently the ALS also promotes stem cell research, which is completely illegal if you believe in God, the all mighty, and that blood is made out of wine, and that people can walk on water and magically create fish. It’s bunny-rabbits motherfucker, not fish. –Amateur magicians (ha, ha)… Also, the government doesn’t want politicians promoting stem cell research, because that would just be too difficult to explain to religious voters.
All in all, the ALS comes across as innocuous, and as standing for something beneficial, however the idea of wasting water to send a message seems to do more harm than good. Are we more excited about getting cold and wet and seen on video, or about giving money to benign researchers? Human beings should back research that leads to cures, medications (useful ones), and understanding, but they should also be mindful of their wastefulness. California is burning, and the ALS is busy collecting money for this type of promotion; dosing individuals with water, and spreading the word like wildfire- pun intended. Have we become so vain that we can’t see our own demise in front of us? Water is a limited resource, whether wasting it for the promotion of an important and positive message, or not. I got an idea, why don’t we promote using water responsibly, turning off the facet, recycling and picking up trash. I nominate you.